I just found out that in China, donuts are called “sweet sweet circles” and I am very happy.
thinking creepypasta monsters are cool
thinking real-life serial-killers, school shooters, and rapists are attractive
creepypasta monsters are FICTIONAL creatures which exist SOLELY within the realm of HORROR FANTASY. They are PRETEND. Real people are NOT.
Please keep this in mind
This goes for other fictional villains, as well.
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star
"the staff was spicy"
i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
the sink isn’t the only place she’ll be throwing tea in
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
This is so important I can’t even put it into words.
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.
My favorite part of Eren and Armin’s friendship is the “don’t drop that durka durk” joke and it’s not even canon
there are many things that have changed about nanase haruka as he’s grown both physically and emotionally over the years, but his ability to look 400% done with a situation is exactly the same no matter what and im so glad