dead-leigh:

why do people talk about england being the old man. england is 23. france is 26. china is 4000

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts  (Source)

"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.

Don’t you just love human history?

officialnihon:

I love the fact norway is thinking about that norwegian painting the scream

(Source: aphskeleton)

stirringwind:


Operation Barbarossa: 
stupid boy- did you forget that it is winter now, and this is my house?

One of the major turning points of WW2! Hitler’s attempts to invade the Soviet Union, codenamed Barbarossa- ended disastrously and shattered the image of Nazi invincibility. They initially made good progress- until General Winter came to the aid of Russia. Still, the winter wasn’t abnormally colder than other years- plus the Soviets had to contend with the exact same conditions. Hitler, however, was so convinced of Soviet inferiority that he believed the conquest of the USSR would be long over before the winter set in.
So there was no proper logistical planning: the Wehrmacht had no winter uniforms, and were unprepared for fighting in conditions below freezing point- compared to the Soviets who were well-used to such weather and had specially adapted their uniforms, guns and tanks to the winter. Many German soldiers suffered frostbite, malnutrition or froze to death because the supply lines stretched so far back over roads in very poor condition. Guns and tanks iced over, and some panzers even broke down completely or got stuck in mud (the Soviets had a different type of tank with wider treads that minimised this problem). This was an incredibly costly campaign for both sides- but the Germans made expensive mistakes that frittered away their advantage. 
stirringwind:


Operation Barbarossa: 
stupid boy- did you forget that it is winter now, and this is my house?

One of the major turning points of WW2! Hitler’s attempts to invade the Soviet Union, codenamed Barbarossa- ended disastrously and shattered the image of Nazi invincibility. They initially made good progress- until General Winter came to the aid of Russia. Still, the winter wasn’t abnormally colder than other years- plus the Soviets had to contend with the exact same conditions. Hitler, however, was so convinced of Soviet inferiority that he believed the conquest of the USSR would be long over before the winter set in.
So there was no proper logistical planning: the Wehrmacht had no winter uniforms, and were unprepared for fighting in conditions below freezing point- compared to the Soviets who were well-used to such weather and had specially adapted their uniforms, guns and tanks to the winter. Many German soldiers suffered frostbite, malnutrition or froze to death because the supply lines stretched so far back over roads in very poor condition. Guns and tanks iced over, and some panzers even broke down completely or got stuck in mud (the Soviets had a different type of tank with wider treads that minimised this problem). This was an incredibly costly campaign for both sides- but the Germans made expensive mistakes that frittered away their advantage. 
stirringwind:


Operation Barbarossa: 
stupid boy- did you forget that it is winter now, and this is my house?

One of the major turning points of WW2! Hitler’s attempts to invade the Soviet Union, codenamed Barbarossa- ended disastrously and shattered the image of Nazi invincibility. They initially made good progress- until General Winter came to the aid of Russia. Still, the winter wasn’t abnormally colder than other years- plus the Soviets had to contend with the exact same conditions. Hitler, however, was so convinced of Soviet inferiority that he believed the conquest of the USSR would be long over before the winter set in.
So there was no proper logistical planning: the Wehrmacht had no winter uniforms, and were unprepared for fighting in conditions below freezing point- compared to the Soviets who were well-used to such weather and had specially adapted their uniforms, guns and tanks to the winter. Many German soldiers suffered frostbite, malnutrition or froze to death because the supply lines stretched so far back over roads in very poor condition. Guns and tanks iced over, and some panzers even broke down completely or got stuck in mud (the Soviets had a different type of tank with wider treads that minimised this problem). This was an incredibly costly campaign for both sides- but the Germans made expensive mistakes that frittered away their advantage. 

stirringwind:

Operation Barbarossa: 

stupid boy- did you forget that it is winter now, and this is my house?

One of the major turning points of WW2! Hitler’s attempts to invade the Soviet Union, codenamed Barbarossa- ended disastrously and shattered the image of Nazi invincibility. They initially made good progress- until General Winter came to the aid of Russia. Still, the winter wasn’t abnormally colder than other years- plus the Soviets had to contend with the exact same conditions. Hitler, however, was so convinced of Soviet inferiority that he believed the conquest of the USSR would be long over before the winter set in.

So there was no proper logistical planning: the Wehrmacht had no winter uniforms, and were unprepared for fighting in conditions below freezing point- compared to the Soviets who were well-used to such weather and had specially adapted their uniforms, guns and tanks to the winter. Many German soldiers suffered frostbite, malnutrition or froze to death because the supply lines stretched so far back over roads in very poor condition. Guns and tanks iced over, and some panzers even broke down completely or got stuck in mud (the Soviets had a different type of tank with wider treads that minimised this problem). This was an incredibly costly campaign for both sides- but the Germans made expensive mistakes that frittered away their advantage. 

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

saddicts:

I think one of the worst feelings is not being able to help someone who needs it. I want to take all of their pain and slam it against the wall and I want to show that person how strong they are

aha-itsme:

This post is for all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive. 

I noticed how when someone has a physical illness such as cancer, and they come out the other side or even remission, they are able to celebrate surviving. I think all of the survivors of being suicidal should too.

Congratulations, and keep on fighting.

frostedpaws:


mrbritishhimself:

philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPAREI WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOUYOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPAREYOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEMYOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ


I WILL ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU GUYS! I FEEL LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY BUT BY GOD I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES!

THIS!!!!
frostedpaws:


mrbritishhimself:

philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPAREI WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOUYOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPAREYOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEMYOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ


I WILL ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU GUYS! I FEEL LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY BUT BY GOD I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES!

THIS!!!!
frostedpaws:


mrbritishhimself:

philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPAREI WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOUYOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPAREYOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEMYOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ


I WILL ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU GUYS! I FEEL LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY BUT BY GOD I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES!

THIS!!!!

frostedpaws:

mrbritishhimself:

philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.

I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPARE
I WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOU

YOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPARE
YOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.
YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEM
YOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ

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I WILL ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU GUYS! I FEEL LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY BUT BY GOD I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES!

THIS!!!!

ladyfogg:

goldenhaxorfoxhd:

dolennin:


If the Multiverse Theory is true, than there’s at least one universe in which the Library of Alexandria didn’t burn down, and that is one of the loveliest things I’ve heard today.

yes but there’s also an alternate universe where everyone is a giant walking dick

True, but there is also a universe where you are an Achievement Hunter. Or the Doctor’s companion… 

blue-author:

charity-knows-best:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

stfueverything:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

This makes me want to cry blood.

This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??

Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.

or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.

You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.

Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.

aphnordiclights:

TEGAKI

by: 橙-daidai-

qimao:

Shit “sane” hetalia fans say. uvu)/
qimao:

Shit “sane” hetalia fans say. uvu)/
qimao:

Shit “sane” hetalia fans say. uvu)/
qimao:

Shit “sane” hetalia fans say. uvu)/

qimao:

Shit “sane” hetalia fans say. uvu)/

(Source: gorillazgirl1)

imaginensfw:

Imagine your favorite character telling you they want to try something new tonight. You hear a chainsaw revving in the background.